PENSEE #1.  Mitt's Lost Balls

So today we learned that Mitt Romney can't find his balls.  He's going to vote to confirm the yet unnamed replacement for RGB on the Supreme Court.  That ghost nominee will be confirmed by the Senate.  Mitt Romney will look in the mirror tonight and ask himself what are his REAL values?  He doesn't seem to know.  I hope he recovers those lost testicles some day, but today is definitely not that day.

I'm depressed about losing RGB and gaining God knows who.  All we know for sure is that the Supreme Court will be conservative at least for a generation.  I need a margarita.

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